DEMENTIA CARE BLOGGING. HOW TO GO ABOUT IT.

I don't fucking know how to go about dementia care blogging.
   Okay. There were a few options that crossed my tired mind. Here they are...in a numbered list.

1. Don't blog. There isn't time, and it's too fucking depressing anyway.

2. Do blog. Make the fucking time, even though it's too fucking depressing anyway.

3. Blog loads of statistics and curate links to handy sites and...who the fuck am I kidding - this is not that sort of blog.

4. Ooh, chocolate deal. Must buy that.

5. Read other sites and take inspiration from those. (I mean don't read this site hoping for inspiration. All I have is a chocolate deal to look forward to.)

6. Make a numbered list. Or use letters. Daubs of paint.

7. Beg, borrow, steal, swipe, rent, acquire, gain or fake a sense of humour.

8. Discover a chocolate button on the floor. Eat that. Turn the experience into AN EPISODE ON YOUR BLOG. Keep a real chocolate deal in reserve.

9. Remember Johnny Depp makes movies so that we don't have to.

10. End your list on the number TEN. Not on NINE. I refuse to click on a site touting itself as 9 ESSENTIAL COPING STRATEGIES FOR CARING. Give me a top ten or fuck off, because, frankly, you aren't even fucking trying.

11. Use Spinal Tap references sparingly.